Heavy metal music is a Zionist plot

A "well-funded Zionist campaign," no less, to promote Satan worship, drug addiction, "abomination," and the like, all in pursuit of "the real and stated goal of global Zionism," namely "ruling the world" ... as explained in The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

Didn't know that? It's all explained on an Egyptian TV talk show by a former adviser to the Mufti of Egypt. To be fair, the other participants are skeptical about the heavy metal part. (And the heavy metal fans on the show deny being funded by Zionism or worshiping Satan--but they would, wouldn't they?) The rest sounds straightforward to me.

A video clip is HERE. (Thanks to Mick Hartley for the tip.)

Yours for Zionist world domination,
Jeff Weintraub